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Name : William Chong
Age : 19
Birthday : 30/8/1990
School : Singapore Poly
Course : Diploma In Clean Energy
Him : Christian ( CHC ) - E493
Home : Tamp
Status : Mugging
3:12 PM,
Monday, October 09, 2006
Q1) What BATMAN say when he fell down?
A1) Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia)
Q2) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
A2) Alcohol because "Jiu Yang Da Ming"
Q3) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??
A3) Saddam Hussein because "Saddam Hu Xian"
Q4) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
A4) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Q5)There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A5) GRASS because "Cao Mei Dan Gao"
Q6) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a chinese idiom
A6) Wu Qi Ma hei
Q7) How did a matchstick die?
A7) Burnt itself to death. Wonder why? Becos its head is itchy